Author: Metzae

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Aphorisms People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014

Posts Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.

Dec 24, 2013

Posts Facebook will never have a dislike button. You can’t unsubscribe from something you don’t subscribe to.

Dec 10, 2013

Posts Why is it more socially acceptable to be an asshole than it is to call someone out for being one?

Nov 22, 2013

Fiction Heart of the System

A young woman goes on a journey to the inner planets of our solar system and becomes a participant in one of the most unprecedented events in human history.

Nov 7, 2013

Aphorisms There are few things I’m intolerant of as intolerance and few things I hate more than hate.

Nov 2, 2013

Posts It’s a good thing there isn’t a font for sarcasm because that would never be useful.

Oct 24, 2013

Aphorisms When someone asks you, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The answer should be, “Yes.”

Oct 18, 2013