Posts One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.” Aug 3, 2014
Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room. Aug 2, 2014
Aphorisms Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn. Jul 27, 2014
Posts Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that. Jul 25, 2014
Posts Educating people on the proper way to use their own language has become one of the great ironies of American English. Jul 24, 2014
Aphorisms Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take. Jun 30, 2014