Author: Metzae

Images My favorite thing about this Looney Tunes concert was hearing 15,000 adults laughing like children.

My favorite thing about this Looney Tunes concert was hearing 15,000 adults laughing like children.

Aug 15, 2015

Posts Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life?

Aug 15, 2015

Aphorisms The best thing about admitting you’re wrong is that you no longer are.

Aug 9, 2015

Posts I just googled: permanently block Bing.

Aug 5, 2015

Aphorisms Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

Aug 3, 2015

Posts If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children.

Jul 31, 2015

Images I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter.

I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter.

Jul 30, 2015

Posts Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.

Jul 24, 2015

Posts The weekend is officially upon us. Remember: Uber is cheaper than a DWI.

Jul 17, 2015