Author: Metzae

Posts Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

Jan 21, 2016

Posts Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

Jan 21, 2016

Posts If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

Jan 11, 2016

Posts You remind me of the babe.

Jan 11, 2016

Posts Your clickbait is bad and you should feel bad.

Jan 8, 2016

Posts In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.

Jan 6, 2016

Posts This week’s weather is brought to you by Star Wars: The Force Awakens! In theaters now!

Dec 28, 2015

Posts After exactly two-and-a-half months without internet, I’m officially back online. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Dec 24, 2015

Twitter This is what the holidays sound like to me. @alyankovic

This is what the holidays sound like to me. @alyankovic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

Dec 24, 2015