Author: Metzae

Time for a magic show… pic.twitter.com/vGi5K0gZK7

Maya’s got my back. pic.twitter.com/0R6fHYqhbp

I must not do laundry enough because I love the sound of the dryer running.

I’m one day into a juice cleanse, and I’ve already fantasized about pizza, hamburgers, and BBQ.

“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” #inigomontoya pic.twitter.com/tymArcRaR1

@IvankaTrump @POTUS Your family is a curse upon our great nation.

Instead of lumping people into groups like liberal, conservative, and libertarian, we should lump people into group… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009281331531001856

I’ve never had children, but I hope I’d feel like this if I did. facebook.com/513439970/post…