Author: Metzae

My cousin Steve’s latest Kickstarter met its goal in the first day. It’s now just a few hours away from ending, and… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1029798230031314950

It’s not what it looks like. I swear. pic.twitter.com/wY7oAlePEb

Is it really brunch if you’re doing it alone?

I created this lorem ipsum text without stopping to think about it, which should give you an idea of how my brain w… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1025095027507249158

@jjabrams @rianjohnson pic.twitter.com/5PZtb3Bfdg

#WhyIJoinedTwitter: I didn’t want anyone to take my screenname.

@mikeyface #ThanosMath should start trending during election season.

I wonder how many times I would’ve used a red turtle shell in traffic if they were real.

@It_Evaporated @castlerockhulu @hulu I do, indeed.