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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.

Audio instruMENTAL: A Dream Theater Medley

This is a piece that I mixed together when I first discovered Cool Edit Pro (which is now called Adobe Audition). It’s a wacky remix/homage/compilation thing that is made of…

Nov 12, 1999
Shared 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your…

Jul 27, 1999
Shared Going to fail an exam? Try these!

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!” Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with…

May 15, 1999
Bad Poetry For Help, Press F1

Why do you punish people, For doing what they enjoy? Would you punish a little child, For playing with his favorite toy? If I am going to suffer, I‘ll do…

Apr 27, 1999