Fiction
“Bury me wherever…
“Bury me wherever,” he said with a casual wave of his hand. “Graveyards are for the living.”
Archive
Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
Images
“But they don’t do anything.”
“They do as much as a painting or a poem.”
“But they don’t do anything.” “They do as much as a painting or a poem.”
Posts
“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me
“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me
Fiction
“Other people don’t think like that…
“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”
Blog
“Poof” or How I Almost Laughed Myself to Death
Late one night, I decided to try recording some voiceover. I’d recently discovered that you can change the pitch of your voice and turn an otherwise unusable voice into something…
Images
“The thing is, though…it’s not all bad. It can’t be.”
“The thing is, though…it’s not all bad. It can’t be.” #twd
Blog
12 Reasons You Need Google Voice in Your Life
Google Voice is a free telephone service that does practically everything your current provider does, like make phone calls, receive voicemails, and send texts. But it’s so much more than…
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@dallasnews How do I stop you from filling my mailbox with spam every single week?
@dallasnews How do I stop you from filling my mailbox with spam every single week?
Images
@pennjillette & @AdamRifkin made a movie you may never get to see, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.
@pennjillette & @AdamRifkin made a movie you may never get to see, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.
Articles
America Didn’t Defeat Communism
In a recent discussion about Bernie Sanders, someone said that he could never have been elected because he was a self-avowed socialist. I called that into question, and (of course)…
Images
As someone who has spent the past three decades as a video gamer, I can honestly say the Oculus is the next NES.
As someone who has spent the past three decades as a video gamer, I can honestly say the Oculus is the next NES.
Mashterpieces
Assassin’s Creed Unity + White Zombie + Tony Moore + Charlie Clouser
This video was based on a short film that Rob Zombie created for Assassin’s Creed Unity, a video game that focuses on the French revolution. I combined it with a…
Mashterpieces
Before Time by Thomas Bergersen + Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls
Even in the heart of heaven, angels can still feel fear.
Mashterpieces
Blood, Milk, and Sky by White Zombie + Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Animal whisperings intoxicate the night Hypnotize the desperate, slow motion light Wash away into the rain, blood, milk and sky Hollow moons illuminate and beauty never dies audio: “Blood, Milk,…
Mashterpieces
Confrontation by Otep + StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void
Here’s your introduction to destruction…
