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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE March 13, 2009 New York, NY: Progressive metal veterans DREAM THEATER have announced BLACK CLOUDS & SILVER LININGS as the title of their tenth studio album. The band commenced work on…
“Bury me wherever,” he said with a casual wave of his hand. “Graveyards are for the living.”
“But they don’t do anything.” “They do as much as a painting or a poem.”
“Deep inside me I could feel something different, a gentle and warm whisper telling me that I am…alive.”
“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” #inigomontoya
“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”
“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me
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I’m the reason for all of this. They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist. I’m all of these things. This was an exercise in immediacy. Some videos take…
“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”
Late one night, I decided to try recording some voiceover. I’d recently discovered that you can change the pitch of your voice and turn an otherwise unusable voice into something…
My favorite film of all time (Baraka) just got a sequel. I wish every human being on the planet could see this just once.
“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…
If you’re chatting with someone who is talking about their health issues, and your addition to the conversation is to say, “That’s why I’m vegan.” Then you should be aware…