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Posts My spirit animal is human.

Apr 18, 2015

Posts It doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, old or young, beautiful or ugly…duckface is as attractive as fartface.

Apr 8, 2015

Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

Apr 6, 2015

Posts Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.

Apr 6, 2015

Posts The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.

Apr 4, 2015

Aphorisms The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.

Apr 4, 2015

Production DmC Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition — Cry Little Sister (1 minute cut)

Apr 1, 2015 ▶ 634 views

Production DmC Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition — Cry Little Sister (30 second cut)

Apr 1, 2015 ▶ 405 views

Posts The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Apr 1, 2015

Aphorisms The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.

Apr 1, 2015

Posts There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.

Mar 29, 2015

Posts There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.

Mar 29, 2015

Images Bedtime Movie Poster Goes Viral

A friend of mine posted a picture of her son to Facebook, and all I could see was the cover to a horror movie. I became obsessed with it and spent a ridiculous amount of time working on it, but it paid off.

Mar 20, 2015

Blog The word “surreal” barely begins to describe how it feels to walk around the Enterprise.

We recently did a shoot for Mouser Electronics that took place on the set of StarTrekContinues, and it was an incredibly entertaining experience. Vic Mignogna and his crew have created…

Mar 17, 2015

Twitter I just uploaded “DmC Definitive Edition Trailer” to Vimeo: vimeo.com/121825004

I just uploaded “DmC Definitive Edition Trailer” to Vimeo: vimeo.com/121825004

Mar 10, 2015