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Posts Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

Jan 21, 2016

Posts I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

Jan 13, 2016

Posts If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

Jan 11, 2016

Posts You remind me of the babe.

Jan 11, 2016

Aphorisms One of the most complicated things about communication is the synonym. Big is not huge; violence is not terrorism.

Jan 8, 2016

Posts Your clickbait is bad and you should feel bad.

Jan 8, 2016

Posts In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.

Jan 6, 2016

Blog 12 Reasons You Need Google Voice in Your Life

Google Voice is a free telephone service that does practically everything your current provider does, like make phone calls, receive voicemails, and send texts. But it’s so much more than…

Jan 3, 2016