Archive – Metzae.net

Images This was created frame-by-frame and pixel-by-pixel.

This was created frame-by-frame and pixel-by-pixel.

Feb 4, 2016

Mashterpieces Blood, Milk, and Sky by White Zombie + Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Animal whisperings intoxicate the night Hypnotize the desperate, slow motion light Wash away into the rain, blood, milk and sky Hollow moons illuminate and beauty never dies audio: “Blood, Milk,…

Feb 5, 2016 ▶ 2.8K views

Posts I don’t care who you are, where you come from, or what you believe as long as you have no association with a towing company.

Feb 6, 2016

Posts I just laughed so hard I feared for my life.

Feb 9, 2016

Blog “Poof” or How I Almost Laughed Myself to Death

Late one night, I decided to try recording some voiceover. I’d recently discovered that you can change the pitch of your voice and turn an otherwise unusable voice into something…

Feb 10, 2016

Posts The Internet needs less sharing and more curating.

Feb 17, 2016

Images My furbaby escaped today (in northeast Dallas). Her name is Spot and she’s missing her left eye. Please help.

My furbaby escaped today (in northeast Dallas). Her name is Spot and she’s missing her left eye. Please help.

Feb 21, 2016

Mashterpieces Strength of a Thousand Men by Two Steps from Hell + Asura Online

This is (among other things) an attempt to use musical themes to represent certain factions, a la John Williams. The heroic main theme represents the humans, and it makes multiple…

Feb 22, 2016 ▶ 9.1K views

Posts I miss Spot. I hope she’s somewhere safe.

Feb 23, 2016

Mashterpieces Flight of the Silverbird by Two Steps from Hell + Halo 5: Guardians from 343 Industries

Prepare to fall out of the sky.

Feb 28, 2016 ▶ 54.1K views

Editor Mediajuice Studios 2016 Reel

Feb 28, 2016 ▶ 748 views

Mashterpieces Reborn by Thomas Bergersen + Recore

This is a vignette about a girl and her companion. Also, robots.

Feb 29, 2016 ▶ 7.3K views

Production Mouser Electronics Warehouse Tour

Feb 29, 2016 ▶ 396 views

Posts The weirdest thing about vaping is how everyone pretends it isn’t obnoxious.

Mar 7, 2016

Posts Socialism: a range of economic and social systems characterized by a lack of understanding by the majority of its critics.

Mar 10, 2016

Editor Umbrella Corps Event Impressions Video

Mar 11, 2016 ▶ 66 views

Mashterpieces None Shall Live by Two Steps from Hell + Assassin’s Creed Unity

A story like Romeo and Juliet, except they kill anyone standing in their way. I’ve been a fan of the Assassin’s Creed series for a long time, though I didn’t…

Mar 12, 2016 ▶ 4.5K views

Portfolio Mouser Presents: Cypress Pioneer Kit

See? I can make boring videos, too. Produced by Mediajuice Studios Edited by Eric P. Metze

Mar 14, 2016 ▶ 2.2K views

Posts I look forward to every birthday. Not because of the completely undeserved yet entirely appreciated kindness from people, but because of the bonus XP and +wisdom.

Mar 21, 2016

Aphorisms We aren’t red or blue; we’re shades of purple.

Mar 23, 2016

Posts I’ve had a checking account for several years and haven’t written a single check.

Mar 26, 2016

Images @pennjillette & @AdamRifkin made a movie you may never get to see, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.

@pennjillette & @AdamRifkin made a movie you may never get to see, which is a shame because it’s brilliant.

Apr 2, 2016

Posts I realize I’m kind of a nerd. But in my defense, I am kind of a nerd.

Apr 7, 2016

Images As someone who has spent the past three decades as a video gamer, I can honestly say the Oculus is the next NES.

As someone who has spent the past three decades as a video gamer, I can honestly say the Oculus is the next NES.

Apr 12, 2016