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Twitter Robin Williams’ Little Spark of Madness

Robin Williams’ Little Spark of Madness: via @YouTube

Aug 13, 2014

Music Symphoniacal 8 Preview: Evey’s Enlightenment & Ender’s Throne

This is a five minute preview of the latest version of Symphoniacal. It includes tracks from: V for Vendetta, Ender’s Game, Game of Thrones, Transformers, 28 Days Later, Supreme Commander,…

Aug 25, 2014

Posts That awkward moment when your laugh is more amusing than the comment that caused it.

May 6, 2014

Aphorisms The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

Aphorisms The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

Aug 20, 2014

Images The Kronies

The bar for political satire was just launched into space.

Jan 28, 2014

Aphorisms The one that got away is you.

Aug 24, 2014

Posts The only thing that bothers me more than the term “cray cray” is the fact that I can’t seem to stop saying it.

Dec 28, 2014

Bad Poetry These Dreams

These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read my own handwriting on the walls.

Jul 31, 2014

Posts These people who are standing by Rick Perry make me smile. Finally, Texans have realized that defendants are innocent unless proven guilty.

Aug 19, 2014

Images This is how I roll.

Dec 25, 2014

Posts This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.

Jan 27, 2014

Posts This nation needs rebranding.

Sep 11, 2014

Posts Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.

Jul 25, 2014

Aphorisms Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry

The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely…

Feb 6, 2014

Blog What kind of candy are you?

We'll ask you 10 simple questions on this quiz. Be honest, and at the end, we'll tell you what kind of candy you are. Have fun!

Apr 20, 2014

Articles What’s the deal with the Facebook messenger app?

A lot of people are worried about the new Facebook messenger app. They are wondering if they should bother with installing it or just ignoring it. Well, pretty soon you…

Aug 13, 2014

Posts Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me that half of everyone is below average intelligence.

Nov 4, 2014

Aphorisms Work all day so you can play all night.

Sep 25, 2014

Blog Year of the Geek

Thanks to Jeremy Snead’s documentary about video games, Weird Al’s invasion of the Internet, and the resurrection of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, this is turning out to be the year of…

Jul 17, 2014

Posts You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.

Apr 18, 2014

Aphorisms You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

Aug 19, 2014

Posts Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.

Mar 20, 2014

Posts Ytsevolution (2014) Under Construction

It’s been several months since the release of Dream Theater’s self-titled album, and I’ve picked a track that I really feel belongs. It may end up being controversial, however. Instead…

Apr 8, 2014