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Posts I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.

Mar 7, 2013

Posts The main problem with pointing out when someone’s acting immature is that they’re usually too immature to recognize it.

Feb 25, 2013

Posts So, apparently the Oscars were tonight, and I didn’t have to watch it because of all the comments on Facebook.

Feb 24, 2013

Posts I know it’s just the polite thing to do, but I feel really weird when people call me sir.

Feb 23, 2013

Posts We were evolved to be consumers. Just think about how much of human history has been centered around the things we put inside of ourselves.

Feb 21, 2013

Posts Some studio recordings are so good I don’t even want the original artist to cover them.

Feb 18, 2013

Posts One of the best things about being a pessimist is being wrong.

Feb 15, 2013

Images Valentine’s Day

Feb 14, 2013

Posts If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.

Feb 11, 2013

Images Islands of Ice Floating Away

This is awe-inspiring, even if you’re one of those climate change denying idiots.

Feb 5, 2013

Images This is one of my favorite moments in geek history. Or is that geek future?

Feb 5, 2013

Posts Siri is surprisingly good at understanding me, but she seems to have the most trouble when my Texas accent comes out.

Feb 5, 2013

Posts If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.

Feb 3, 2013

Posts That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Feb 1, 2013

Posts That awkward moment when you come face-to-face with someone who has un-friended you…

Feb 1, 2013

Posts Friday + payday = heyday

Feb 1, 2013

Posts One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.

Feb 1, 2013

Aphorisms Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jan 31, 2013

Posts Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jan 31, 2013

Aphorisms No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.

Jan 27, 2013

Aphorisms No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.

Jan 27, 2013

Posts When someone says I’m rambling it’s usually because they haven’t given me time to finish my point.

Jan 25, 2013

Fiction “So, having a good time so far?”

“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…

Jan 23, 2013

Aphorisms What doesn’t kill us makes us cooler.

Jan 21, 2013