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Posts That awkward moment when your laugh is more amusing than the comment that caused it.

May 6, 2014

Aphorisms Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Apr 27, 2014

Aphorisms Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

Apr 20, 2014

Blog What kind of candy are you?

We'll ask you 10 simple questions on this quiz. Be honest, and at the end, we'll tell you what kind of candy you are. Have fun!

Apr 20, 2014

Posts You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.

Apr 18, 2014

Posts Ytsevolution (2014) Under Construction

It’s been several months since the release of Dream Theater’s self-titled album, and I’ve picked a track that I really feel belongs. It may end up being controversial, however. Instead…

Apr 8, 2014

Posts I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

Posts I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

Posts If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

Apr 3, 2014

Blog BREAKING: Congress Cancels Obamacare After Millions Miss Deadline

Apr 1, 2014

Websites Jeff L. Haas

jlhaas.com

Mar 27, 2014

Posts I have a powerful, painful, and potentially wonderful story to tell everyone, but I can’t yet because I’m not done living it.

Mar 25, 2014

Aphorisms The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

Posts People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 24, 2014

Aphorisms People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 23, 2014

Images I found this in the park today. As I was taking the picture, a guy walking by me laughed and said, “Awesome.”

Mar 21, 2014

Posts Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.

Mar 20, 2014

Aphorisms It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Posts It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Posts If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

Feb 20, 2014

Posts I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

Posts I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

Posts I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others.

Feb 9, 2014

Aphorisms Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry

The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely…

Feb 6, 2014