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Posts Educating people on the proper way to use their own language has become one of the great ironies of American English.

Jul 24, 2014

Posts Today I learned that my last name translates to “strumpet” or “harlot,” and for some weird reason I’m pretty proud of that.

Jul 25, 2014

Aphorisms Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Jul 27, 2014

Articles I didn’t want to talk about immigration…

The legality of their citizenship is ultimately irrelevant. We can devise any number of laws to make people criminals (just look at the population of our prison system thanks to…

Jul 27, 2014

Bad Poetry These Dreams

These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read my own handwriting on the walls.

Jul 31, 2014

Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.

Aug 2, 2014

Posts One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”

Aug 3, 2014

Posts “Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.

Aug 5, 2014

Posts I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

Aug 5, 2014

Posts I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Posts If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression.

#HumanityFTW

Aug 12, 2014

Articles What’s the deal with the Facebook messenger app?

A lot of people are worried about the new Facebook messenger app. They are wondering if they should bother with installing it or just ignoring it. Well, pretty soon you…

Aug 13, 2014

Twitter Robin Williams’ Little Spark of Madness

Robin Williams’ Little Spark of Madness: via @YouTube

Aug 13, 2014

Aphorisms Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.

Aug 17, 2014

Posts These people who are standing by Rick Perry make me smile. Finally, Texans have realized that defendants are innocent unless proven guilty.

Aug 19, 2014

Aphorisms You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

Aug 19, 2014

Aphorisms The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

Aug 20, 2014

Posts Privilege in this nation is the difference between “civil disobedience” and “attempted murder.”

Aug 21, 2014

Posts In our current society it would be more beneficial if they taught fallacies instead of algebra.

Aug 23, 2014

Aphorisms The one that got away is you.

Aug 24, 2014

Music I’ve been working on a project called Symphoniacal for more than a decade, and here’s a short preview of the… fb.me/6LMcaSU2d

I’ve been working on a project called Symphoniacal for more than a decade, and here’s a short preview of the… fb.me/6LMcaSU2d

Aug 25, 2014

Music Symphoniacal 8 Preview: Evey’s Enlightenment & Ender’s Throne

This is a five minute preview of the latest version of Symphoniacal. It includes tracks from: V for Vendetta, Ender’s Game, Game of Thrones, Transformers, 28 Days Later, Supreme Commander,…

Aug 25, 2014

Posts This nation needs rebranding.

Sep 11, 2014