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Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

Blog I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone…

I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone, but now I know that is just a fairy tale. If it were true, then the odds…

Jun 24, 2013

Posts I wish everyone loved their siblings as much as I love mine.

Jul 31, 2013

Posts I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.

Mar 7, 2013

Posts I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

May 23, 2013

Posts I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.

Mar 22, 2013

Posts If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.

Feb 3, 2013

Posts If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.

Aug 9, 2013

Aphorisms If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

Oct 13, 2013

Aphorisms If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, then you’re doubly wrong.

May 22, 2013

Posts If you emphasize everything then you emphasize nothing.

Feb 11, 2013

Aphorisms If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.

Jun 27, 2013

Posts If you’re a woman in Texas you should know the GOP thinks you’re sub-human.

Jun 25, 2013

Posts Internet memes are the most rampant and tiresome form of plagiarism.

Jul 28, 2013

Images Islands of Ice Floating Away

This is awe-inspiring, even if you’re one of those climate change denying idiots.

Feb 5, 2013

Posts It really bothers me when I can tell someone was told what to think.

Apr 10, 2013

Posts It’s a good thing there isn’t a font for sarcasm because that would never be useful.

Oct 24, 2013

Posts It’s hard not to draw conclusions when you consider that the location of the original tea party was attacked on the federal government’s tax day.

Apr 15, 2013

Twitter It’s really nice here.

It’s really nice here.: via @YouTube

Jul 31, 2013

Aphorisms Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jan 31, 2013

Posts Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.

Jan 31, 2013

Aphorisms Just because something is lawful doesn’t mean it’s just.

Jul 18, 2013

Aphorisms Just because you’re perfect for them doesn’t mean they’re perfect for you.

Jul 30, 2013