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Posts I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

Nov 18, 2013

Posts Why is it more socially acceptable to be an asshole than it is to call someone out for being one?

Nov 22, 2013

Blog Welcome to Sneadbuster

My friend, filmmaker, and funnyman Jeremy Snead gives us a quick tour of his shrine to the bygone era of video rentals where people had to travel to specific places…

Dec 10, 2013

Posts Facebook will never have a dislike button. You can’t unsubscribe from something you don’t subscribe to.

Dec 10, 2013

Posts Egg nog sounds like something illegal you do to a chicken.

Dec 24, 2013

Aphorisms People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Posts This morning I asked the Internet about the Grammy Awards, and it told me they sucked.

Jan 27, 2014

Images The Kronies

The bar for political satire was just launched into space.

Jan 28, 2014

Posts Never go full neckbeard.

Jan 31, 2014

Posts Never go full neckbeard.

Jan 31, 2014

Images Anouk

Feb 1, 2014

Posts evidence > confidence

Feb 4, 2014

Posts Evidence > Confidence

Feb 4, 2014

Aphorisms Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry

The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely…

Feb 6, 2014

Posts I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others.

Feb 9, 2014

Posts I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

Posts I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.

Feb 14, 2014

Posts If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

Feb 20, 2014

Posts It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Aphorisms It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Posts Your birthday now guarantees that your name will go viral at least once a year.

Mar 20, 2014