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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.

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Posts ICYMI: The geeks have inherited the Earth.

Aug 17, 2015

Aphorisms If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.

Oct 26, 2014

Posts If a zombie attacked you right now, what could you defend yourself with? It has to be close enough that you can reach it before the zombie reaches you.

Aug 8, 2012

Posts If anyone could hook me up with Alicia Keyes I would really appreciate it. No, really.

Feb 3, 2013

Posts If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children.

Jul 31, 2015

Posts If history has taught me anything, it’s that we live in the present.

Apr 4, 2012

Posts If I post a picture of my cat, dozens of people will see it. But if I post a video that I’ve spent days working on, Facebook makes me pay to show it to more than two people.

Jan 31, 2021

Posts If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

Jan 11, 2016

Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.

Aug 2, 2014

Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.

#TheDress

Feb 27, 2015

Posts If nothing else, The Dress is a great example of how differently people view the world and why evidence means different things to each of us.

#TheDress

Feb 27, 2015

Posts If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being.

Dec 3, 2014

Posts If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

Apr 3, 2014

Posts If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression.

#HumanityFTW

Aug 12, 2014

Posts If there’s one good thing about the unwarranted negativity aimed at Obama, it’s that I can see how wrong I was to blame everything on Bush.

Aug 9, 2013

Posts If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll.

Sep 18, 2014

Posts If there’s one thing all this apocalypse talk should teach us it’s that we have way too many scientifically illiterate people in the world.

Dec 21, 2012

Aphorisms If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter.

Oct 13, 2013

Posts If thinking about someone can literally make your heart skip a beat imagine what else they are capable of doing to you.

Feb 21, 2012

Geektography If we gave up every time we lost, then we’d never be able to move forward.

Apr 30, 2019

Posts If you aren’t listening to music that gives you chills, then you’re missing out on one of life’s greatest gifts.

Feb 8, 2019

Aphorisms If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, then you’re doubly wrong.

May 22, 2013

Posts If you don’t have people in your life that regularly introduce you to new art that moves you, then I feel the need to introduce you to some of my friends. The obligation to pay it forward in irresistible.

Oct 21, 2019

Blog If you don’t like the fact that we have the First Amendment…

If you don’t like the fact that we have the First Amendment, then maybe you should move to another country that doesn’t have freedom of expression instead of lazily bitching…

Nov 19, 2011