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Twitter I uploaded a @YouTube video Texas DPS Abuse

I uploaded a @YouTube video Texas DPS Abuse

Nov 3, 2012

Twitter I uploaded a YouTube video — The Greatest Speech Never Given

I uploaded a YouTube video — The Greatest Speech Never Given

Jan 5, 2010

Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

Posts I used my GPS system to find an ATM machine, and then the CIA agency contacted me because I used the wrong PIN number.

May 31, 2013

Aphorisms I used to think the political pendulum swung left and right. I was wrong. It swings forward and backward.

Nov 8, 2016

Posts I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper.

Feb 21, 2022

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Posts I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Images I was recently reunited with an old friend.

I was recently reunited with an old friend. #nintendo #gameboy #tetris

Jul 19, 2018

Blog I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone…

I was taught that there is one perfect person out there for everyone, but now I know that is just a fairy tale. If it were true, then the odds…

Jun 24, 2013

Images I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that.

I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that.

Jul 4, 2018

Posts I will always despise bullies because they taught me how it feels to hate.

May 16, 2014

Blog I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Posts I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that–fourteen years later–still hasn’t ended.

Apr 6, 2017

Posts I wish everyone loved their siblings as much as I love mine.

Jul 31, 2013

Images I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter.

I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter.

Jul 30, 2015

Posts I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.

Mar 7, 2013

Posts I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law.

Aug 27, 2015

Articles I’d Rather Be Walking Dead

I’ve loved The Walking Dead since Glenn first called Rick a dumbass, and I unflinchingly purchase every episode because it is (and will always be) one of my favorites. A…

Dec 16, 2017

Images I’m a pluviophile.

I’m a pluviophile. #rainporn

Jul 30, 2017

Posts I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos.

#tacos

Feb 23, 2022

Posts I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

May 23, 2013

Posts I’m holding my infant niece at a gas station, and she starts crying like the world is ending. A total stranger walks up and with a smile he says, “Don’t worry, bud. It gets better.”

Aug 14, 2016

Posts I’m not afraid that robots might take over the government anytime soon, but I’m genuinely concerned that algorithms may have already.

May 27, 2018