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Posts I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

Posts I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

Posts I really miss French dip sandwiches.

Nov 8, 2023

Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

May 11, 2017

Posts I really need a kid so I have an excuse to buy toys for myself. I mean for them. I mean for myself.

May 11, 2017

Posts I recently upgraded my phone, and I’ve been moving apps and data over. It feels like I’m moving into a new apartment.

Apr 3, 2018

Posts I see so many YouTube channels with tens of thousands of subscribers (and more) that clearly need someone to help them with their final edit. (Hint, hint.)

Jul 19, 2023

Images I see what you did there, Mother Nature.

I see what you did there, Mother Nature.

May 30, 2015

Posts I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits.

Apr 28, 2021

Twitter I stayed up way too late last night creating this music video, but it was so epic that I just couldn’t stop myself.

I stayed up way too late last night creating this music video, but it was so epic that I just couldn’t stop myself.

Oct 9, 2015

Posts I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.

Jan 5, 2015

Blog I take great comfort in the fact that, regardless of what the brainwashed masses may think, Obama will be remembered as one of the greatest presidents in American history.

Jan 11, 2017

Posts I take no pleasure in watching the party of most of my friends and family tear itself apart. A democracy only works when it properly represents everyone, not just those who have hijacked it.

Jul 21, 2016

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Posts I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside.

Apr 16, 2021

Posts I think I’m finally getting old. A couple of loud cars just roared through my peaceful neighborhood, and I stared out the window with my fist clenched for way too long.

May 30, 2020

Posts I think it’s amusing that most people pronounce the word incongruous as “in Congress.”

Feb 27, 2012

Posts I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

Aug 5, 2014

Posts I think my favorite part of working from home is that many of my coworkers are now familiar with my cat.

Jan 24, 2021

Images I took this picture 10 years ago today.

Jul 5, 2013

Images I took this picture 20 years ago today.

Jul 5, 2023

Twitter I uploaded a @YouTube video “Kinetic Rain” Sculpture in Singapore Airport

I uploaded a @YouTube video “Kinetic Rain” Sculpture in Singapore Airport

Jul 8, 2012

Twitter I uploaded a @YouTube video I’m not used to parking large vehicles.

I uploaded a @YouTube video I’m not used to parking large vehicles.

Jun 9, 2012

Twitter I uploaded a @YouTube video Lethal Crashin’

I uploaded a @YouTube video Lethal Crashin’

May 15, 2012