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Posts I just love it when people use subjective terms to describe objective truths. It’s the best.

Feb 4, 2020

Posts I just overheard a conversation between two people of different generations confusing the Rapture and the Purge. It was delightfully hilarious.

Jan 23, 2020

Posts I just realized that Eric Cartman from South Park is probably the world’s most famous Eric.

Mar 5, 2024

Posts I just realized that I could genuinely use a third monitor. What have I become?!

Mar 29, 2017

Posts I just submitted my book for publication. On a related note, it sure is hard to type with your fingers crossed.

Jun 1, 2015

Twitter I just uploaded “DmC Definitive Edition Trailer” to Vimeo: vimeo.com/121825004

I just uploaded “DmC Definitive Edition Trailer” to Vimeo: vimeo.com/121825004

Mar 10, 2015

Posts I just went through airport security and my dad got heavily frisked, so here’s my obligatory post about how the terrorists won.

May 29, 2012

Blog I just witnessed something pretty awful.

I just witnessed something pretty awful. You may or may not want to read this. I was at a playground at a peaceful park full of young children. A woman…

Oct 14, 2012

Posts I know it’s just the polite thing to do, but I feel really weird when people call me sir.

Feb 23, 2013

Posts I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke.

Feb 17, 2022

Fiction I Know, I Know

The purpose of this assignment was to help us construct the smallest story without having to write an introduction, and to concentrate on developing the story and characters in what was implied rather than said. In case you’re wondering, they are <i>not</i> on ecstasy.

Dec 3, 2004

Posts I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

Nov 18, 2013

Posts I literally just misused the word “literally.”

Mar 13, 2018

Posts I look forward to every birthday. Not because of the completely undeserved yet entirely appreciated kindness from people, but because of the bonus XP and +wisdom.

Mar 21, 2016

Aphorisms I look forward to the day when thanking someone for their service to their country refers to something other than war.

Sep 23, 2013

Posts I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful.

Apr 3, 2021

Posts I love it when someone contacts me while I’m thinking about them.