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Images I found this in the park today. As I was taking the picture, a guy walking by me laughed and said, “Awesome.”

Mar 21, 2014

Posts I have a powerful, painful, and potentially wonderful story to tell everyone, but I can’t yet because I’m not done living it.

Mar 25, 2014

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon.

Jan 23, 2014

Posts I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others.

Feb 9, 2014

Posts I need caffeine. I’m too asleep to be awake.

Nov 29, 2014

Posts I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

Posts I realize that I’m weird, and I’m weirdly okay with that.

Apr 8, 2014

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Posts I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.

Aug 5, 2014

Posts I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Posts I will always despise bullies because they taught me how it feels to hate.

May 16, 2014

Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Jul 3, 2014

Music I’ve been working on a project called Symphoniacal for more than a decade, and here’s a short preview of the… fb.me/6LMcaSU2d

I’ve been working on a project called Symphoniacal for more than a decade, and here’s a short preview of the… fb.me/6LMcaSU2d

Aug 25, 2014

Aphorisms I’ve learned to recognize when I’m right only because I’ve learned to recognize when I’m wrong.

Nov 5, 2014

Aphorisms If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.

Oct 26, 2014

Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.

Aug 2, 2014

Posts If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being.

Dec 3, 2014

Posts If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

Apr 3, 2014

Posts If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression.

#HumanityFTW

Aug 12, 2014

Posts If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll.

Sep 18, 2014

Posts If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

Feb 20, 2014

Posts If you have a mimosa before noon it’s called brunch. If you have a screwdriver before noon it’s called alcoholism.

Oct 22, 2014