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Blog Happy Winter Solstice!

Looooong before the words “Christmas,” “Hannukah,” “Kwanzaa,” and “Festivus” ever entered humanity’s vocabulary, we have been celebrating the winter solstice. And why not? Without modern technology and capitalism making us…

Dec 21, 2006
Fiction Heart of the System

A young woman goes on a journey to the inner planets of our solar system and becomes a participant in one of the most unprecedented events in human history.

Nov 7, 2013
Bad Poetry Hey Babe

I’ll read this note aloud to you now, So you can laugh at me later. It won’t take long, so don’t interrupt, In fact, it’s halfway over. Come cruise with…

Oct 29, 2002
Blog Hey Hey! Ho Ho! IE6 Has Got to Go!

Please, please…if you’re still using Internet Explorer 6, STOP! Why? Microsoft wants you to. IE6 has many issues with security and display. Comedy Central wants you to. Once you upgrade…

Apr 18, 2008
Blog Honk If You Hate Noise Pollution

I am not sure who you are to complain to about these things, but I thought I would start here. I attend Texas Tech University, and I really enjoy having…

Apr 11, 2002
Shared How Fairy Tales Really End

Cinderella Snow White Little Red Riding Hood Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) Jasmine (from Aladdin) The Little Mermaid

Jun 11, 2010
Blog How gay are you?

Sacha Baron Cohen… …acts gay… …but isn’t. Sen. Larry Craig… …acts straight… …but isn’t.

Dec 10, 2009