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Posts I hope this quadrennial nightmare ends before everyone’s social media feeds become echo chambers.

Oct 24, 2016

Aphorisms We have officially entered the Misinformation Age.

Oct 24, 2016

Blog It’s awesome to see a trailer you helped create on Xbox Live.

Oct 21, 2016

Aphorisms Voting third-party in a two-party system is a vote for the two-party system.

Oct 21, 2016

Posts “I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

Oct 19, 2016

Aphorisms People like other people who tell it like it is except when it isn’t what they want it to be.

Oct 17, 2016

Aphorisms Rendering causes ADD.

Oct 14, 2016

Portfolio Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour Official Trailer

Relive the glory of the original first-person badass!

Oct 12, 2016

Editor Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary Edition World Tour — Official Launch Trailer

Oct 11, 2016 ▶ 113.6K views

Production Mouser Electronics — The Life of an Order

Oct 11, 2016 ▶ 23.4K views

Editor Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour — Launch Trailer

Oct 11, 2016 ▶ 227.9K views

Editor SafePoint – A new business travel risk management solution

Oct 6, 2016 ▶ 6.6K views

Editor Monster Jam Crush It! Official Video Game Trailer | Monster Jam

Oct 5, 2016 ▶ 248.6K views

Twitter I created this back in March, and it didn’t get much attention. Suddenly it’s getting thousands of views each week.

I created this back in March, and it didn’t get much attention. Suddenly it’s getting thousands of views each week.

Sep 28, 2016

Images pic.twitter.com/fAyhO30ufc

Sep 27, 2016

Blog This is my contribution to the Three Fictional Characters trend.

#ThreeFictionalCharacters

Sep 23, 2016

Images This is my contribution to the Three Fictional Characters trend.

This is my contribution to the #ThreeFictionalCharacters trend.

Sep 23, 2016

Aphorisms Your smarter than you’re grammar suggests.

Sep 16, 2016

Posts Every time I move I question why I even own lamps.

Sep 10, 2016

Articles I’ve lived in the Dallas area for three years, and I have never been the victim of a prosectuable crime. I have, however, been cheated out of several hundred dollars by people that hide behind desks and technicalities. These days, most thieves work within the bounds of the law.

Sep 9, 2016

Images Prayer to the Void

Prayer to the Void #Legion

Sep 1, 2016

Posts When I was a little kid, I used to think the term “honky” referred to the fact that white people always seem to be honking at each other.

#truestory

Aug 31, 2016

Blog There’s no fortune in this cookie. Let the existential crisis begin!

Aug 28, 2016

Articles They should make an open world videogame where everyone is randomly put into different classes/races and call it: C’est La Vie.

Aug 16, 2016