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Shared Going to fail an exam? Try these!

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!” Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with…

May 15, 1999
Shared Gonzo Journalism

In the off-chance that you don't know what this picture is about, read <a href="http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Gonzo" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_and_Loathing_in_Las_Vegas" target="_blank">this</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzo_journalism" target="_blank">this</a>.

Apr 28, 2010
Blog Google Drive is here!

Google Drive is here! I is everywhere you are—on the web, in your home, at the office and on the go. So wherever you are, your stuff is just…there. Ready…

Apr 24, 2012
Grammar | Canvas Wall Art

A stretched matte canvas print that blends tongue-in-cheek humor with sweeping landscape art. The image shows a lone figure on a cliff overlooking misty valleys, overlaid with a deliberately misspelled,…

Aug 4, 2026
Bad Poetry Grammer

Speaking English is not hard Though one could hardly tell. Just walk this nation, from coast to coast And you’ll experience linguist’s Hell. In one place, a metaphor Would make…

Sep 5, 2002
Blog Grand Army of the Republicans

Have you noticed that our military is getting a lot of training invading strangers in a “suburban” setting? How hard would it be for the president to convince 150,000+ soldiers…

Mar 19, 2006
Shared Gravité

Falling objects synchronized to produce rhythm.

Aug 14, 2009
Images Hand Animated Tetris GIF

This was created frame-by-frame and pixel-by-pixel. I made in Photoshop several years ago when I was learning to use the software. After drawing the basics by hand, I duplicated each…

Feb 4, 2016
Posts Happy New Year

That’s all. Just wanted to tell everyone to have a safe and happy new year. 2008 is shaping up to be the best year ever.

Jan 1, 2008