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I suppose it was inevitable that I’d mix two of my favorite things together. This brilliant animated short film by Paul “Otaking” Johnson features an animation style reminiscent of cartoons…
Written, edited, and recorded by Eric P. MetzeVoice direction by Matthew Neves This is the first story in a series called Eminence, a series that will be released one episode…
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This garment-dyed tee carries a quiet confidence — worn-in color, sturdy feel, and a bold block-print that reads like a private joke. The relaxed cut and heavyweight cotton drape easily…
This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15″ x 16″– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it’s durable…
This cuffed beanie brings quiet confidence to chilly days. Soft, dense knit wraps around your head with a 12″ cuff that can be worn long or folded for a cleaner…
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape…
Every time I go through airport security, every time I hear about someone who appears middle eastern being persecuted, and every time people defend our actions in Iraq, I can’t…
All late night talk shows (aside from the Daily Show and the Colbert Report) are lame and practically worthless. They’re formulaic, unoriginal, and pander to the widest audience possible. Half…
