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Posts Dangit. I tried recording some voiceover, but because I use text-to-speech so much, I kept saying “period” at the end of every sentence.

Aug 4, 2023

Daniel Deboncoeur

Jul 31, 2026

Images Day 2 of Worlds Quarterfinals, now with 100% more Meghan Camarena!

#Worlds

Oct 18, 2015

Images Day one with the new kitten appears to be going well.

May 15, 2024

DCCDLA.org

Jun 20, 2006

Posts Dear autocorrect, I’m from Texas. I type y’all way more often than tall.

Aug 9, 2015

Posts Dear California, Your water was delivered to us by mistake. Please come pick it up as soon as possible. Sincerely, Texas

May 26, 2015

Posts Dear firefighters of America, thank you for everything you do, and please forgive us for what we are going to do over the next couple days.

Jul 3, 2013

Articles Dear Hype, please stop ruining everything wonderful.

Aug 9, 2016

Images Dear Islam: Let’s be friends.

Jun 4, 2009

Mashterpieces Dear Mr. Alien by Thomas Bergersen + Freight from Sava Zivkovic

Apr 17, 2024 ▶ 1.3K views

Aphorisms Death is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Oct 8, 2015

Blog Dec. 20, 1996: Science Loses Its Most Visible Public Champion

by Tony Long of Wired 1996: Carl Sagan dies. Calling Carl Sagan a scientist is a little like calling the Beatles a rock band. Sagan was certainly a scientist (an…

Dec 20, 2007

Posts Dedicating a library to Dubya is like dedicating a battleship to Gandhi.

Apr 25, 2013

Deerbridge Psychiatry

Jun 17, 2025

Images Delish

Feb 29, 2020

Mashterpieces Destiny Falls by Mark Petrie + Escape from Moonbot Studios

Sep 22, 2017 ▶ 2.2K views

Images Did you know you can create a QR code to let people log into your WiFi without having to type in a password? I keep mine near the kitchen so everyone can see it.

Jul 29, 2023

Posts Did you know? Most people can’t say these words out loud in this order: eye laws dug aim.

Jan 30, 2012

Blog Ding!

Metzae-Tanaris

Feb 4, 2009

Shared Dirty Cop Caught on Video Breaking Glass

In case you wondered if cops were all good people by nature, I’ve got some news for you: they’re just people like the rest of us. Watch this video of…

Aug 1, 2007

Images Discipline Priest Metzae

Dec 23, 2014

Images Discuss.

Discuss.

Oct 9, 2018

Portfolio DmC Definitive Edition “Cry Little Sister” Launch Trailer

Produced for Capcom by Mediajuice Studios Directed by Jeremy Snead Edited by Kevin Clancy and Eric P. Metze

Mar 10, 2015 ▶ 756 views