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“Bury me wherever,” he said with a casual wave of his hand. “Graveyards are for the living.”
“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”
“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”
Late one night, I decided to try recording some voiceover. I’d recently discovered that you can change the pitch of your voice and turn an otherwise unusable voice into something…
My favorite film of all time (Baraka) just got a sequel. I wish every human being on the planet could see this just once.
“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…
If you’re chatting with someone who is talking about their health issues, and your addition to the conversation is to say, “That’s why I’m vegan.” Then you should be aware…
Part 1. “WHITE LANDS OF EMPATHICA” The end. The songwriter’s dead. The blade fell upon him Taking him to the white lands Of Empathica Of Innocence Empathica Innocence Part 2.…
“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.” “How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”
“How outside of the box are we talking?” “On a scale from 1 to 10?” “Yeah.” “Pineapple.”
A woman just asked me where my wife was, and I informed her that I wasn’t married. I asked her why she thought I was married and she said I…
Google Voice is a free telephone service that does practically everything your current provider does, like make phone calls, receive voicemails, and send texts. But it’s so much more than…
I bought a slightly used 2000 Honda Civic in October of 2002, and at the time it only had 32,000 miles on it. I was increasingly aware of the coming…
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your…
1. Reform will stop “rationing” – not increase it: It’s a myth that reform will mean a “government takeover” of health care or lead to “rationing.” To the contrary, reform…
Or, lets say that we are NOT the cause of global warming. Then that frees us of the burden of having to correct it, right? Wrong. Even if we're not the cause of it, it's happening anyway. So, doesn't it seem like a good idea to plan for the future?