Fiction
“Bury me wherever…
“Bury me wherever,” he said with a casual wave of his hand. “Graveyards are for the living.”
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Fiction
“Other people don’t think like that…
“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”
Blog
“Poof” or How I Almost Laughed Myself to Death
Late one night, I decided to try recording some voiceover. I’d recently discovered that you can change the pitch of your voice and turn an otherwise unusable voice into something…
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12 Reasons You Need Google Voice in Your Life
Google Voice is a free telephone service that does practically everything your current provider does, like make phone calls, receive voicemails, and send texts. But it’s so much more than…