Posts Welp, it finally happened. I ordered my first pair of reading glasses…just ten days shy of 45. Mar 10, 2023
Posts Two years ago today, I was sitting in the dark without power while a historic winter storm froze everything around me. Today, I came *this close* to turning on my air conditioner. Feb 15, 2023
Posts Pet peeve: unsubscribing from something and immediately receiving another message about being unsubscribed. Jan 20, 2023
Posts I accidentally ate beef a few nights ago and I’m still feeling the effects. #AlphaGal Apr 5, 2022
Aphorisms The supreme irony of toxic masculinity is that it’s just weakness masquerading as strength. Mar 28, 2022
Posts I’m about 2 hours 2 late, but I wanted everyone 2 know I was eating 2 tacos on Tuesday, 2-22-22 at 22:22:22. My point is that even though it is 2 late, I 2 would like 2 more tacos. #tacos Feb 23, 2022
Posts I was about to record some voiceover, but it sounds like my neighbor is running fluorescent light bulbs and raccoons through a wood chipper. Feb 21, 2022
Posts I know no one is going to believe me, but I think I started the “you misspelled X” joke. Feb 17, 2022
Posts One of the bad things about working from home is that you don’t get any bad weather days. Feb 3, 2022
Posts Few things are more frustrating than sitting second chair to someone who shouldn’t be first. Feb 1, 2022
Posts I started dancing like a weirdo while sitting in my chair (because that’s what you do when you’re all alone and also a weirdo), and my watch congratulated me on being active. Being weird comes with the strangest benefits. Apr 28, 2021
Posts Now that I’m a couple of weeks away from ending my year-long self-isolation, I’ve got to re-learn how to be a person. I just drove all the way to the store but didn’t get out because I realized I wasn’t wearing pants. Apr 17, 2021
Posts I think I might be spending too much time video editing. I just color-corrected the LED lights in my room to match the natural light outside. Apr 16, 2021
Posts When I was 8 years old, I memorized a phone number that I remember to this very day: 1-800-422-2602. It was my internet Apr 15, 2021
Posts I love it when I ask for help in a tech support group, and someone responds with something like, “I haven’t had any problems at all.” Thanks for that, buddy. Very helpful. Apr 3, 2021
Posts It’s gonna be really awkward when I finally get back into the office and randomly burst into song like I do when working from home. Mar 10, 2021