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Aphorisms I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit.

Nov 18, 2013

Posts I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

Nov 18, 2013

Blog Welcome to Sneadbuster

My friend, filmmaker, and funnyman Jeremy Snead gives us a quick tour of his shrine to the bygone era of video rentals where people had to travel to specific places…

Dec 10, 2013

Aphorisms People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Images The Kronies

The bar for political satire was just launched into space.

Jan 28, 2014

Aphorisms Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry

The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely…

Feb 6, 2014

Aphorisms It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Aphorisms People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 23, 2014

Aphorisms The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

Blog BREAKING: Congress Cancels Obamacare After Millions Miss Deadline

Apr 1, 2014

Posts If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

Apr 3, 2014

Posts You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.

Apr 18, 2014

Blog What kind of candy are you?

We'll ask you 10 simple questions on this quiz. Be honest, and at the end, we'll tell you what kind of candy you are. Have fun!

Apr 20, 2014

Aphorisms Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

Apr 20, 2014

Aphorisms Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Apr 27, 2014

Aphorisms Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.

Jun 30, 2014

Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Jul 3, 2014

Blog Year of the Geek

Thanks to Jeremy Snead’s documentary about video games, Weird Al’s invasion of the Internet, and the resurrection of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, this is turning out to be the year of…

Jul 17, 2014

Articles Atheism isn’t a thing.

We need to stop using the term “atheism” because it refers to something that does not exist.

Jul 23, 2014

Aphorisms Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Jul 27, 2014

Articles I didn’t want to talk about immigration…

The legality of their citizenship is ultimately irrelevant. We can devise any number of laws to make people criminals (just look at the population of our prison system thanks to…

Jul 27, 2014

Bad Poetry These Dreams

These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read my own handwriting on the walls.

Jul 31, 2014

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014