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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…
I realize I’m behind the times for just discovering these guys, but what can I say? I’m not a hipster.
This was a classic as soon as it was “uploaded” to this thing call MTV, a magical and mythical place that once existed at the intersection of music and television.
There are billions of people I don’t know at all, there are hundreds I barely know, there are dozens I know well, and there are several I know very well.…
If you’re chatting with someone who is talking about their health issues, and your addition to the conversation is to say, “That’s why I’m vegan.” Then you should be aware…
One of them yells “Romney!” as they drive off after vandalizing the Obama signs. Then as they approach him the second time and attack him, one of them yells, “Coon!”…
A woman just asked me where my wife was, and I informed her that I wasn’t married. I asked her why she thought I was married and she said I…
The article was originally written at the tail end of the 2012 presidential race, and I have kept it up to date every few months over the past eight years.
I just witnessed something pretty awful. You may or may not want to read this. I was at a playground at a peaceful park full of young children. A woman…
Andy Warhol once famously said that in the future everyone will get 15 minutes of fame. Well, we’ve moved well beyond that to the point where most people get 15…
Do you consider yourself an agnostic, freethinker, or atheist? If so, please let me know. And if don’t want to out yourself to your friends and family, then feel free…