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Shared 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your…

Jul 27, 1999

Shared Going to fail an exam? Try these!

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!” Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with…

May 15, 1999