Posts BREAKING: The CDC admits that Ebola can be transmitted by talking about it online. Oct 18, 2014
Posts Educating people on the proper way to use their own language has become one of the great ironies of American English. Jul 24, 2014
Posts I experienced an amazing date last night. We hit it off really well, it seemed to last all night, and I think we made a real connection. So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up from that dream. Dec 10, 2014
Posts I have a powerful, painful, and potentially wonderful story to tell everyone, but I can’t yet because I’m not done living it. Mar 25, 2014
Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon. Jan 23, 2014
Posts I have really got to get on this “I believe something and therefore it’s rude of you to question it” bandwagon. Jan 23, 2014
Posts I just gained about five pounds while making a dozen breakfast burritos. Some assembly lines are more delicious than others. Feb 9, 2014
Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it. Jan 22, 2014
Posts I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor. Aug 5, 2014
Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority. Jul 3, 2014
Posts If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room. Aug 2, 2014