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Blog Google Drive is here!

Google Drive is here! I is everywhere you are—on the web, in your home, at the office and on the go. So wherever you are, your stuff is just…there. Ready…

Apr 24, 2012
Images Hand Animated Tetris GIF

This was created frame-by-frame and pixel-by-pixel. I made in Photoshop several years ago when I was learning to use the software. After drawing the basics by hand, I duplicated each…

Feb 4, 2016
Blog Hey Hey! Ho Ho! IE6 Has Got to Go!

Please, please…if you’re still using Internet Explorer 6, STOP! Why? Microsoft wants you to. IE6 has many issues with security and display. Comedy Central wants you to. Once you upgrade…

Apr 18, 2008
Blog How gay are you?

Sacha Baron Cohen… …acts gay… …but isn’t. Sen. Larry Craig… …acts straight… …but isn’t.

Dec 10, 2009
Images I DON’T WANT A FATHER!

I posted this to YouTube exactly one decade ago today. It has amassed almost a quarter million views during that time, so it is really hard for me to delete…

Jan 11, 2017
Blog I got on an elevator earlier today…

I got on an elevator earlier today with a bunch of total strangers. One of them, a friendly kid with big hair and small jeans, looked at the ornate floor and said, "Ooh, it's like a club. If only we had some fancy lights." I turned on an strobe light cell phone app, and he began to dance. A woman beside me asked, "Why do you have something like that?" I nodded at the kid and said, "Because of things like that."

Jun 22, 2011