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Aphorisms One of the most beautiful phrases in English is: I met someone.

Dec 23, 2014

Aphorisms One thing I know for sure is that there’s probably nothing I know for sure.

Nov 26, 2014

Aphorisms I’ve learned to recognize when I’m right only because I’ve learned to recognize when I’m wrong.

Nov 5, 2014

Aphorisms If a butterfly can flap its wings and change global weather patterns, imagine how much you impact the world.

Oct 26, 2014

Aphorisms Art is supposed to move you even if it pushes you away.

Oct 24, 2014

Aphorisms A bad metaphor is like a bad wine: if you drink enough, who cares?

Oct 11, 2014

Aphorisms Work all day so you can play all night.

Sep 25, 2014

Aphorisms Complaining about a democracy you won’t participate in is like complaining about a god you don’t believe in.

Sep 13, 2014

Aphorisms Get yourself stuck in each other’s minds, if only for a moment or two.

Sep 12, 2014

Aphorisms The one that got away is you.

Aug 24, 2014

Aphorisms The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.

Aug 20, 2014

Aphorisms You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.

Aug 19, 2014

Aphorisms Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.

Aug 17, 2014

Aphorisms I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.

Aug 10, 2014

Aphorisms Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.

Jul 27, 2014

Aphorisms Regardless of the issue, where you stand matters far less than the posture you take.

Jun 30, 2014

Aphorisms Large differences are made more poignant by the small.

Apr 27, 2014

Aphorisms Food should come in three sizes: small, medium, and leftovers.

Apr 20, 2014

Aphorisms The brain is deficient when it comes to matters of the heart.

Mar 25, 2014

Aphorisms People don’t like to be told anything, especially if it’s the truth.

Mar 23, 2014

Aphorisms It’s more important to look at what’s ahead of you than what’s in front of you.

Mar 7, 2014

Aphorisms Untruth: Wendy Davis Supports Open Carry

The winds of the Internet blow hard and fast, so people don’t have time to read an entire article before they are emotionally invested in it. They mostly just rely…

Feb 6, 2014

Aphorisms People tend to forget that the term “profanity” is entirely subjective.

Jan 14, 2014