Aphorisms Blaming your behavior on the chemical you chose to ingest is like blaming your behavior on the gun you chose to shoot. Apr 11, 2013
Aphorisms Family is defined more by the impulses in our brains than what pulses through our veins. Oct 6, 2013
Aphorisms Father’s Day is the perfect day to thank all of the great fathers out there, but it’s also a good day to tell the rest to get their shit together. Jun 16, 2013
Aphorisms I look forward to the day when thanking someone for their service to their country refers to something other than war. Sep 23, 2013
Aphorisms I love that the Internet will provide such a detailed record to our descendants of who we truly were as individuals. Oct 1, 2013
Aphorisms I love the Internet. Even though bad ideas are constantly propagated, good ideas are also propagated. And I have faith that humans as a whole will rise above the bullshit. Nov 18, 2013
Aphorisms If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my education, it’s that being more informed doesn’t necessarily make you smarter. Oct 13, 2013
Aphorisms If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes. Jun 27, 2013
Aphorisms Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered. Jan 31, 2013
Aphorisms No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget. Jan 27, 2013
Aphorisms No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget. Jan 27, 2013
Aphorisms People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share. Aug 13, 2013
Aphorisms Telling someone they’re wrong hardly ever proves anything, but showing them the truth…well, that’s a different story. Aug 24, 2013
Aphorisms The best thing about being bullied a lot as a kid is how little of it you’ll tolerate once you’ve grown up. Jan 9, 2013