Every time I move I question why I even own lamps.

Posts In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.

Posts Your clickbait is bad and you should feel bad.

Posts You remind me of the babe.

Posts If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

Posts I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a tax for people who ignore the math.

Posts Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.