“This guy really likes to think outside of the box.”
“How outside of the box are we talking?”
“On a scale from 1 to 10?”
“Yeah.”
“Pineapple.”
“So, having a good time so far?” “Yeah, I am. How about you?” “Well, you haven’t crushed my heart yet.” “This is just our first date.” “Then we’re off to…
“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”
This is a collection of ten short stories that were intended to bemuse, berate, and bewilder.
A young woman goes on a journey to the inner planets of our solar system and becomes a participant in one of the most unprecedented events in human history.
“Oh, it doesn’t matter. Other people don’t think like that.” “Have you met other people?!”
“Bury me wherever,” he said with a casual wave of his hand. “Graveyards are for the living.”
