You can’t have a third answer to a binary question.

Posts I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Posts If their ex keeps calling, it’s because they keep answering.

Posts I’m often asked why I constantly engage people in discussions where it’s clear that I’m never going to convince them. The answer is simple: I’m more interested in reaching the thoughtful majority than the vocal minority.

Posts Whenever I found myself exasperated by the sheer stupidity of people in America my uncle would calmly remind me that half of everyone is below average intelligence.

Posts I experienced an amazing date last night. We hit it off really well, it seemed to last all night, and I think we made a real connection. So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up from that dream.

Posts My sister and I recently had a discussion about online dating profiles, and in a classic example of a Freudian slip we both referred to them as résumés.