I’m pretty sure that cell phones are responsible for doubling the length of the average trip to the bathroom.
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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/24LDCG9Yn
It’s been ten years and I’m still pissed off at you people who allowed the Iraq war to happen.
I just don’t understand how people can argue with this. fb.me/2lGIHa0Ak
I hope Alex Jones picks up on this. fb.me/2n7LoFHb9
I spent the past several weeks trying to find this song. It was totally worth the effort. fb.me/1DizZ9D12
Music people… Some of my favorite songs have what I call a “progressive chorus” where they reveal a little more… fb.me/KPdY0wNX
This is easily one of the greatest articles ever posted to the Internet. fb.me/MHVslwaw
Only this guy could make a breakfast cereal commercial this awesome. fb.me/1QX0940eT
At first I was put-off by this article because I really have been looking forward to the day when technology… fb.me/12tOGzV9i
I don’t want to aid the enemy, but underagehookup.gov sounds like a trap.
If there’s one thing this trip to Louisiana has taught me, it’s that I’m definitely not allergic to shellfish.
The worst part of a cliche is the truth of it.
I would rather deal with an uncomfortable truth than be subjected to a comfortable lie.
William Shakespeare viewed through the Joss Whedon looking glass? It doth totally boggle the mind. fb.me/12mu3CvNh
Getting stood up by someone sucks, but getting stood up repeatedly by the same person reminds me of an old saying… fb.me/M0xEmylS
“The middle class is barely distinguishable from the poor.” fb.me/1wsnG9uMD
Finding matches for your sock laundry has got to be the worst game ever.