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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
I hate to jump on the bandwagon, but Time Warner Cable needs an enema.
The worst part about being a hater must be that feeling that everyone always seems to be working against you.
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That awkward moment when the loyalty you have for someone runs deeper than the respect they have for themselves.
Soooooooon. #ColbertReturns pic.twitter.com/GM06ppQF69
Blue Bell ice cream has killed more Americans than Ebola.
Back in my day, it was called a pound sign. And we liked it that way! #GetOffMyLawn
Fun fact: Kevin Smith says “bless you” every time one of his audience members sneezes.
It’s time to spend an evening with my homie #KevinSmith. pic.twitter.com/oHCBUXyJfM
As if you couldn’t tell, I was excited to have Meghan @Strawburry17 Camarena as one of our hosts for #UnlockedTVShow. pic.twitter.com/5G7ZLy12e0
As if you couldn’t tell, I was excited to have Meghan Camarena as one of our hosts for Unlocked.
I’d have a lot more respect for law enforcement if they were also forced to respect the law.
Let the games begin! #UnlockedTVShow @ Madison Square Garden instagram.com/p/6s6rovw0H_/
I just completed a pilgrimage to Cleopatra’s Needle, which plays an important role in my book Heart… instagram.com/p/6qX6g4Q0Dm/
Heigh ho, heigh ho…. #unlockedtvshow — traveling to New York, New York from Dallas Love Field (DAL) fb.me/3T9sdaljF
RT @Strawburry17: Gratz @TeamSoloMid!!! Got the chance to interview @SantorinLoL @Bjergsen such cuties! ✌🏼️☺️ #WeAreLCS #unlockedtvshow htt…
I consider myself an active and engaged participant in the political process, and I already find the presidential election exhausting.
Most people have no idea how big esports are, but they will. And soon. @ League of Legends instagram.com/p/6busGhw0LP/
My favorite thing about this Looney Tunes concert was hearing 15,000 adults laughing like children. pic.twitter.com/dqSx4nPkEd
Can I just say “bless you” now to everyone and never feel awkward about not doing it again for the rest of my life?