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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
In all seriousness, I need something like a cattle guard to keep my cats from standing in front of my monitors while I work.
Google Voice is a free telephone service that does practically everything your current provider does, like make phone calls, receive voicemails, and send texts. But it’s so much more than…
When you’re driving somewhere you already know how to reach, change the voice of your GPS to a foreign language. #how2multitask
This week’s weather is brought to you by Star Wars: The Force Awakens! In theaters now!
I finally have Battlefront. What’s your Xbox name?
After exactly two-and-a-half months without internet, I’m officially back online. It’s a Christmas miracle!
This is what the holidays sound like to me. @alyankovic youtu.be/t039p6xqutU
@TWC_Help I can tell you why I haven’t had service: TWC is a bloated bureaucracy with a monopoly in my neighborhood.
Thanks to Time Warner Cable’s bloated bureaucracy, I’ve gone without internet for 2.5 months. At what point does… fb.me/6Z5DQ58Q9
@TWC_Help Please stop replying with these generic responses that don’t actually address the problem. I haven’t had service for two months.
I’ve been without internet for two-and-a-half months. Really hoping that @TWC can pull off a Christmas miracle this week, but I doubt it.
Consider this: #TheForceAwakens is currently the highest-rated #StarWars movie on @RottenTomatoes.
Coolest year of my life (so far)… fb.me/7A46Xf1CD
What you need to know about #TheForceAwakens: it was totally worth the wait and you need to see it before the Internet ruins it for you.
A short time from now in a galaxy very, very near… @ AMC NorthPark 15 instagram.com/p/_afteOw0DU/
It’s almost 2016 and we still haven’t figured out this whole graphic files in our email signature thing.
@Strawburry17 >.< I look so disgruntled, which is the opposite of how I feel. Thanks for being such a great part of the series!
RT @Strawburry17: That’s a wrap on @UnlockedTVShow! So glad I got to be a part of it 😍 Prepare your eyes and 💜’s for it in 2016! https://t.…
@Uber_Support @Uber I just want everyone reading this to know that my fare was adjusted appropriately. I’m still a huge fan of Uber!
This is the first time I’ve given any Uber driver a rating less than four stars. See if you can figure out why. pic.twitter.com/tUCrYt9IyH
My car was illegally towed (i.e., stolen), and I had to pay to get it out of impound.
@TWC_Help I’m not asking for help because it’s futile. I’m just raising awareness about this ridiculous situation.