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I mixed this together last night. It’s an perfectly-crafted animated short film set to a strangely appropriate song. fb.me/6DmtvXKjb
Eating salad is like playing a mini-game where the object is to find something with flavor.
Logan is not for the faint-hearted, and that’s part of why it’s so great.
The Nintendo Switch is officially here, the Nintendo Classic is back in stock, and my birthday is this month. Coincidence?
When you use quotation marks to emphasize something, what you’re really emphasizing is that you don’t know how to use quotation marks.
“How much do you trust him?” “About as far as I can throw him off a really tall building.”
If you’re experiencing internet issues right now, it’s probably because Amazon Web Services is down.
It’s fitting that I started off the night with some #freewhiskey. — attending Big City – Big Dreams with the… fb.me/6tf3aAaHg
I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, #dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!
I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all… fb.me/5Sp35t1Ga
My latest video is heavy metal from Japan set to anime from America, so expect it to be loud and weird. eric.metze.us/uki-uki-food-f…
“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” does not apply to the government.
Thank you, Kali, for introducing me to Sleigh Bells and inspiring this video and many more to come. fb.me/5DFENty0H
Some people write poetry, some people sculpt clay, and some people create videos. I’m in the latter category. fb.me/SfYq1chq
I have this story I’ve been working on for half of my life, which is daunting because it may take more life than I have to finish it.
My cat watches me clean her litter box. She even makes eye contact. That’s weird, right?
Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.
Happy #valentines everyone! pic.twitter.com/em5yuU07dn
Who are you more related to, your parents or your siblings?
It’s like the past few weeks of my social media feed manifested themselves into an episode. fb.me/5AQFu2nni
Me: That guy is a sexist, racist, hateful person. Internet: Whoa, Judgy McJudgerson…let’s hear him out first.
