Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
RT @brianschatz: Republicans are about to vote to transfer literally trillions from regular people who work at regular jobs to around 5,500…
2017 should be remembered as the year we collectively decided that television personalities will be held accountabl… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/935983827398397952
2017 should be remembered as the year we collectively decided that television personalities will be held… fb.me/6JxTWeGTc
There is an incredible amount of traffic heading into Lubbock right now. I’ve passed thousands of cars in a… fb.me/1EzEev3mN
You know what I miss? Peeling Elmer’s glue off of my hands.
Happy Thanksgiving, you barbarians! fb.me/FKyL06mt
Almost every bathroom selfie I see makes me think, “Geez. Clean your mirror!” On a related note, I probably need… fb.me/4kQ94wHk4
Six years later, this is still some of the best advice I’ve ever had. fb.me/205vRKwoZ
I’m confused by the mostly proper use of grammar here. How does one act like a child while writing like an adult? Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling…
That glorious moment when a loud room falls silent because everyone is enjoying their food.
@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.
Just dropped my $800 phone from shoulder height. My $30 case has already paid itself off ten times over.
I think I know why so many politicians and pundits have been saying we shouldn’t politicize the church shooting in Texas. #ElectionDay
I was so thrown off by the time change I just spent the last hour assuming it was Monday. fb.me/AM104R4Y
Two days ago, I was walking around wearing three layers of clothing in the middle of the day, and today I’m… fb.me/63mbGgPTd
@realDonaldTrump Thanks for giving his defense team the munition they need to take the death penalty off the table.
Q: Why is my social media feed so quiet right now? A: Most of the people I know live in Texas or Los Angeles.
@ErinStellar Yeah, I wasn’t blown away by most of them. But the beer with the Skittles was salty, so they went together a little too well.
Beer and candy pairing! Because adult Halloween is awesome. pic.twitter.com/Ay4s2YTSqL
I preordered this a year ago, and it was totally worth the wait. I’m in lesbians with her. #ramonaflowers #mondo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/925090346261995522
