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If you are basing your political choices on single issues (e.g., abortion, gun control, party affiliation), then yo…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1052189371074527232
If you are basing your political choices on single issues (e.g., abortion, gun control, party affiliation), then yo… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1052189371074527232
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The temptation to play again is almost too great. #wow pic.twitter.com/9HJcCbVNR8
The temptation to play again is almost too great. #wow pic.twitter.com/9HJcCbVNR8
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ROB doesn’t do much these days, but he still looks cool doing it. #nintendo pic.twitter.com/a4bxi7MxtJ
ROB doesn’t do much these days, but he still looks cool doing it. #nintendo pic.twitter.com/a4bxi7MxtJ
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@PepperidgeFarm My girlfriend said she’d marry the first person to bring her a bag of banana chocolate Milano cooki…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1050991687185682437
@PepperidgeFarm My girlfriend said she’d marry the first person to bring her a bag of banana chocolate Milano cooki… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1050991687185682437
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Bullying is more than just a plot device for a teen movie, and standing up to them is hard to do even when you’re a…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1046743454997524480
Bullying is more than just a plot device for a teen movie, and standing up to them is hard to do even when you’re a… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1046743454997524480
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I found a relic from my childhood. Look at that metal calendar strapped to it. #legendofzelda #wristwatch instagram.com/p/BoXI-z6FD6c/…
I found a relic from my childhood. Look at that metal calendar strapped to it. #legendofzelda #wristwatch instagram.com/p/BoXI-z6FD6c/…
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This is the Cliffs Notes version in case you missed it. youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8
This is the Cliffs Notes version in case you missed it. youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8
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Just watched @realDonaldTrump read the teleprompter in front of the UN General Assembly. Someone get that kid a participation trophy.
Just watched @realDonaldTrump read the teleprompter in front of the UN General Assembly. Someone get that kid a participation trophy.
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Happy birthday to my incredibly strong, uncompromisingly sweet, awesomely awesome sister, Jennifer. If everyone had…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1044559219830263810
Happy birthday to my incredibly strong, uncompromisingly sweet, awesomely awesome sister, Jennifer. If everyone had… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1044559219830263810
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I find Facebook’s snooze feature increasingly useful the closer we get to the election.
I find Facebook’s snooze feature increasingly useful the closer we get to the election.
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What’s in the box? #movingday pic.twitter.com/LCIO3foM9S
What’s in the box? #movingday pic.twitter.com/LCIO3foM9S
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I made something for all of the @BetoORourke supporters that keep having their yard signs stolen by people who don’…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041704423007895553
I made something for all of the @BetoORourke supporters that keep having their yard signs stolen by people who don’… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1041704423007895553
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Xbox owners: Battlefield 1 is only $6 today! Pretty sure this sale ends today, so get it while it’s hot. microsoft.com/en-us/p/battle…
Xbox owners: Battlefield 1 is only $6 today! Pretty sure this sale ends today, so get it while it’s hot. microsoft.com/en-us/p/battle…
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@realDonaldTrump You are a despicable human being.
@realDonaldTrump You are a despicable human being.
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NERD ALERT: The bass line from the theme song of Super Mario Odyssey is built on the same musical principles as the…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040092871142137857
NERD ALERT: The bass line from the theme song of Super Mario Odyssey is built on the same musical principles as the… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040092871142137857
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@WacoPolice Just thought you might want to know that a couple of guys in a Mazda are driving erratically and trying…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1038611615866871808
@WacoPolice Just thought you might want to know that a couple of guys in a Mazda are driving erratically and trying… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1038611615866871808