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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
If you’re destroying athletic gear that you overpaid for in protest of a guy who protested, you’re a special kind of snowflake.
If playing a video game doesn’t make you smile, you’re doing it wrong.
Got a Nintendo Switch? Let’s be friends. SW-7542-5075-6617
John McCain will surely be missed. When he spoke, the Right listened and the Left heard him. Every member of Congre… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1033768171931688962
This was one of the most memorable performances I’ve ever experienced. Andrea got us front row center seats, so eve… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1033581651002118144
My first time walking the Strip started near New York. pic.twitter.com/Sg8NZogmvA
The deserts near #Vegas are beautifully desolate. pic.twitter.com/QNQNwoILlM
Listen to your intuition, but don’t believe everything it tells you.
@It_Evaporated Life hack: drink more caffeine.
I don’t know when I started doing this, but I do it every time I’m given a fork and knife. Am I the only one? pic.twitter.com/4T6XoxOqxl
Can you really call yourself a creative if everything you do is derivative of something else?
My cousin Steve’s latest Kickstarter met its goal in the first day. It’s now just a few hours away from ending, and… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1029798230031314950
It’s not what it looks like. I swear. pic.twitter.com/wY7oAlePEb
I created this lorem ipsum text without stopping to think about it, which should give you an idea of how my brain w… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1025095027507249158
@jjabrams @rianjohnson pic.twitter.com/5PZtb3Bfdg
#WhyIJoinedTwitter: I didn’t want anyone to take my screenname.
@mikeyface #ThanosMath should start trending during election season.
I wonder how many times I would’ve used a red turtle shell in traffic if they were real.
@It_Evaporated @castlerockhulu @hulu I do, indeed.
These days, almost anyone can be a food photographer. All you need is the right phone and the bravery to share food… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1023707872700649472
After reading countless comments online, I’m convinced the national language of the United States is third grade English.