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is laughing at the teabaggers on the Lubbock court house lawn. Get a job, hippies!
is laughing at the teabaggers on the Lubbock court house lawn. Get a job, hippies!
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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
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Q: How come atheists are never haunted by ghosts or spirits?
Q: How come atheists are never haunted by ghosts or spirits? A: We are! Everyone is! The difference is that some people recognize those fears as an irrational and natural…
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Q: My friend won’t leave me alone about the fact that I’m Jewish but celebrate Christmas?
Q: My friend won’t leave me alone about the fact that I’m Jewish but celebrate Christmas? A: Christmas is not about Christ. People give each other presents on Christmas. Is…
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Q: What’s with all of this animosity between Christians and atheists lately?
Q: What’s with all of this animosity between Christians and atheists lately? A: Lately? This crap has been going on for (literally) thousands of years. It just wasn’t until the…
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Q: What do you guys NOT understand about Islam?
Q: What do you guys NOT understand about Islam? A: Oh my gawd, this is like asking a cave man what he does not understand about quantum physics. If anyone…
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wonders why Obama hasn’t provided a zombie vaccine to Americans. Is he secretly working for the undead?
wonders why Obama hasn’t provided a zombie vaccine to Americans. Is he secretly working for the undead?
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@jennifermetze The whole world would be a better place if everyone could stop and nap whenever they needed it.
@jennifermetze The whole world would be a better place if everyone could stop and nap whenever they needed it.
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@jennifermetze Why for joo always have such cryptic messages? It’s like I’m only hearing half of a convo.
@jennifermetze Why for joo always have such cryptic messages? It’s like I’m only hearing half of a convo.
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cleaned the makeup off and is now and un-undead zombie.
cleaned the makeup off and is now and un-undead zombie.
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Why I Am Atheist
I'm not an atheist because I have yet to see evidence that God exists; I'm an atheist because I understand the biological explanation for it.
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Q: Ever heard of a Unitarian Universalist Muslim?
Q: Ever heard of a Unitarian Universalist Muslim? A: It’s not outside the realm of possibility. Unitarians don’t demand anything from you or your beliefs, so someone could be *any*…
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Q: Should being a Christian who believes in the rapture disqualify you to fly commercial airplanes?
Q: Should being a Christian who believes in the rapture disqualify you to fly commercial airplanes? A: Yes. I believe that all people should be held to their beliefs, especially…
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Q: Is Bill O’Reilly bipolar?
Q: Is Bill O’Reilly bipolar? this guy realy creeps me out when he gets pissed at his guests A: If he was bipolar we would have more examples of him…
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Q: Do you think that ex-president Bush used religion in a manipulative way to gather support for the war in Iraq?
Q: Do you think ex-president Bush used religion in a manipulative way to gather support for the war in Iraq? Or do you think he’s a delusional nutbag who has…
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Q: Why has evolution programmed us to believe we have immortal souls?
Q: Why has evolution programmed us to believe we have immortal souls? A: Because (in a sense) we do have immortal souls: our DNA. Every strand of DNA in every…
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Q: What are the chances of something happening to save us the embarrassment of another Bushtard in office?
Q: What are the chances of something happening to save us the embarrassment of another Bushtard in office? A: We would have to endure eight full years of embarrassment. And…
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Rise of the Conservative Media
Faux News is the new face of domestic terrorism. They are not simply exercising their right to free speech or press; they are abusing their position and power to further…
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Q: If you had a spouse that claimed homosexuality was a choice?
Q: If you had a spouse that claimed homosexuality was a choice? A: If my spouse claimed homosexuality was a choice I would immediately doubt their reasoning skills and seriously…
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Q: Has anyone ever seen a ghost?
Q: Has anyone ever seen a ghost? A: No one has ever seen a ghost. Our brains misinterpret the unknown by giving them more reality than they actually have. If…
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Q: Why do couples break up so easily?
Q: Why do couples break up so easily? When a husband and a wife disagree and argue, they divorce and they don’t love eachother anymore. But when siblings fight or…
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Q: Is the human mind capable of grasping the universe?
Q: Is the human mind capable of grasping the universe? A: I don’t think the human mind is capable of fully understanding it, but only because we were not evolved…