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Everything else. Twenty-plus years of posts, thoughts, tweets, and internet ephemera. Explore at your own risk.
Seriously, why would you try to pay with a $100 at a Taco Bell?
@jennifermetze “My men have become women and my women, men.” ~Xerxes
All of you people that have been saying “drill, baby, drill” should be leading the cleanup effort in the gulf. Put.. http://htxt.it/l/0G0LBI
Tonight’s entertainment: bowling and beer…with professors!
I think it's far more important that the international community start recognizing America as one of the leading voices for peace than waiting for Obama to, for example, solve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.
In the off-chance that you don't know what this picture is about, read <a href="http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Gonzo" target="_blank">this</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_and_Loathing_in_Las_Vegas" target="_blank">this</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzo_journalism" target="_blank">this</a>.
What is it about rain that makes Lubbockites drive like morons?
I have heard the word fissile more times today than all the times in my life combined.
just saw an 18-wheeler loaded with hay…and the back end was smoking.
just had a great lunch with his father, sister, cousin, and uncle.
wants you to have a safe and happy St. Patty’s day!
I can’t believe it! @GlennBeck attacked me on his show, and he might have done the same to you. Check it out: http://bit.ly/bvMvtJ
is having a beer with dad and oogling his new iPhone.