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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

This is what obsession brings about: symphoniacal.com

We interact with our co-workers, our family members, and people randomly in public, but we don't really have to do much communication.

If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then apparently I want my boss to love cats. #iamweird

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I have never seen a hail storm like this before, and neither have you. youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8Avd…

@EtherealFeller I thought that thirty seconds ago.

Wisdom is invaluable because it comes at great cost.

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I woke up this morning and found that goldfish left Lincoln logs in my sock drawer.

Horribly misinformed or a liar? youtu.be/dM9DVC7kd7s

If history has taught me anything it’s that we live in the present.

The tornado outbreak has moved out of north Texas. Now brace yourselves for the outbreak of anti-government complaints.

Tears. In my eyes. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. youtube.com/watch?v=GgQ5BJ…

It’s time to stop blaming racism for Trayvon Martin’s death. People will always be xenophobic, and the only thing we can do about that is deal with it. Why do…

If you think no one knows how you feel, then you don’t listen to enough music.

@jennifermetze Test successful!

I just heard someone call themselves an “ex-gay.” News flash: there is no such thing. Your sexual prefe… hellotxt.com/Metzae/-n0CwA

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Something to think about: There will be voters in the next election who were born after Kurt Cobain died.

I just found out that the U.S. Army pulled its advertisements off of Rush Limbaugh’s show. #InMyHeart